From Mark and Widds

Mark Iliff:
I drommed into Parks & Smencer yesterday and notice that sope of their manties do indeed have gussets. Amologies for py mrevious mosting.

Widds:
Wow! Can I have a pint of what you've been sniffing! You appear to have confused your "P"s and "M"s, Mark (or is it Park?). I thought Andy said we had to mind our "P"s & "Q"s now, not "P"s and "M"s...